Hey there, hoser! I’m the PHP Brewmaster, eh? You’re lookin’ at the one and only WordPress guru you’ll ever need, just like a cold brewski after a long day! As a full-time server-side developer, I’m all about PHP, and I can say “Hello World” in JavaScript like a true Canadian, eh?
When it comes to accessibility, I’m your go-to Canuck for color contrast, keyboard accessibility, and visual goodness, eh? I’ve built more websites with Beaver Builder than there are moose in the Great White North! But don’t worry, I’ve also hung out with the Elementor, Oxygen, and Divi gangs too, just like we’re all down at the local Timmy’s.
As a plugin performance optimizer, I’m all about storin’ and retrievin’ data with the precision of a curling stone, eh? You’ll find me mixin’ it up in WordPress development communities like Slack channels, subreddits, and Facebook groups, sharin’ knowledge faster than a Zamboni on fresh ice!
I’ve had a few faceoffs with clients, always striking the perfect balance between accessibility and their preferences, eh? As a data-driven hoser, I’ve been known to cook up some beauty performance-oriented database schema designs to make plugins run faster than a moose on skates.
My previous talks have been featured on WordPress.tv, and I’m always as excited as a beaver in a dam when I get to contribute to WordPress plugin development, eh? My favourite part of being a conference speaker is getting to interact with the audience and collaborate with other speakers, so grab a toque and let’s make the most of this shin-dig!
So there you have it, buds! I’m the PHP Brewmaster, and I’m ready to make your WordPress experience as smooth as Canadian maple syrup, eh?